paris and bee. welcome to my multi-fandom/slightly funny mess of a blog. idk we tried.

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willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

candycoatedcreepies:

glowcloud:

childservices:

who cares lmfao!!!!

What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder

OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.

THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.

YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.

YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”

AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.

HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:

"Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."

"So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."

"And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."

HERE IS THE ARTICLE

AND HERE IS THE VIDEO

I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.

IN THE VIDEO,

HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”

THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES

AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .

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GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 

/// rant over. 

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

news-from-syria:

news-from-syria:

news-from-syria:

"the Islamic union of Al-Sham Men" just published a video announcing the commencement of their second phase of Katyusha rockets. And said" we announce the launch of the second phase of the rockets and will be targeting main areas in Damascus".

Phase one 3 weeks ago lasted for 4 days and killed more than 40 civilians and damaged tens and tens of houses but this time we are no longer in our summer vacations and we can hide at home. This time there will be children heading to their schools. Those terrorists know no mercy. Praying for the safety of all. 

Dear foreign countries stop calling those terrorists “moderate rebels” if they are not the ISIS it doesn’t mean they are not as evil!!! Stop this war. Stop this ignorance. 

WE ARE HUMANS WHO DESERVE TO LIVE WITH NO FEAR!!

And they just started targeting us. It is 10 am here and the fear began! 3 mortar shells until now. I hope these bastards burn in hell 

Katyusha rockets are being fired on Damascus right now! Their sound are very loud and frightening not like anything I have heard before. They are firing them now because it is the time when people leave work and head home. My parents are trapped in the office until things get calmer. There are injuries for sure because we can hear ambulances near by. I wont be able to post pictures of locations now because it is dangerous to go outside.

newyorker:

In the magazine this week, Lizzie Widdicombe explores the rapidly evolving plus-size fashion industry:

In 1985, the average woman wore a size 8. Today, she wears a size 14. … Plus-size apparel represents almost eighteen billion dollars of the hundred-and-sixteen-billion-dollar women’s-apparel business, and in the past year it has grown three per cent.”

Photographs by Pari Dukovic

A man cannot make him laugh; but that’s no marvel, he drinks no wine.
Falstaff (Henry IV Part 2, Act IV scene iii) ←

"Oh, dude, Microsoft bought Minecraft for two-and-a-half billion dollars." [x]

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

Black Sabbath “War Pigs”.