paris and bee. ♀. ace.

welcome to my multi-fandom/slightly funny mess of a blog. because im such a horrifically lazy person and i haven't accomplished much in the last few days, my queue will be on, but i won't be :)

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vinegod:

Knock knock jokes by Aryna Nasriyah

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via unusual-entities) ←

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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I worry for anyone who says Game of Thrones 

wrathofthegiraffe:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Maybe we should ask pirates to use the Mr. Yuck symbol instead of the skull and crossbones…

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

actuallyclintbarton:

taibhsearachd:

Kittens? Kittens.

Momma is being called May Daye (to go with Toby and Quentin, naturally), and assuming she is FIV/FeLV negative, we will be keeping her. The kittens are not staying, but we may need to hang onto them until they weigh two pounds because the SPCA won’t take them until then. They are probably not quite ready to leave yet anyway.

So, um, if anyone in the Tampa area (or who can get to the area) would like a kitten, maybe let me know? (I swear those are two different calicos up there. So there are two girls and two boys.) They literally just came from outside so they haven’t had any vet care and we can’t provide it, but they are sweet when they’re not terrified and we’ll be handling them to get them used to people. Signal boost if you can?

Signal boost because honestly I’d rather house them directly with people who will love on them and get them taken care of than take them to the SPCA especially when they’re kind of overrun with kittens atm.  They also have a mild flea problem and are underweight but otherwise seem healthy - I haven’t noticed any discharges, none of them have coughs or breathing problems that I’ve been able to pick up on, and we’re gonna work on litter training them while they’re here.

We technically live in the Gibsonton/Riverview area but I am willing to go into Tampa or Brandon areas to drop them off, and I make a trip over to Largo once every two weeks so if you’re in Largo/Clearwater/St. Pete and would like one and can’t come fetch them, we can set up a time and place to meet when I’m over on your side of the Bay.

The two calicos are (obviously) girls, the grey one and the white one are boys, they have names (Nate, Shy Baby, Little Grey, and Tiny Boy/Raj, respectively) but those are obviously not permanent unless you really like them.

If you or anyone you know lives in the area or is willing to get TO the area (sorry, we can’t really go too far, if you live more than about 40 minutes from Gibsonton and are NOT in the St Pete/Largo/Clearwater area, you’d have to at least meet us partway) and who wants a kitten or two, please send me or taibhsearachd a message.  You can also email me at thatlovingrainbow @ gmail.com if you don’t want to trust tumblr or if you want to pass this along to someone without a tumblr.

Thanks for your time!

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

scrubsnpearls:

xxmusical:

this goes out to all my new followers.

thank.

I love ALL of my new followers! Don’t be afraid to say hi. :-)

spicyshimmy:

i hope leonard nimoy is having a lovely day

photographyofdavidhanjani:

The Ocean’s Gold. Video & Gif By David Hanjani

Self doubt kills creativity, and I cannot let that happen
Cathy Maxwell (via theroughcopy) ←